roaminblue
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Friday night I had the fortune to engage in a particularly raucous night.
Luckily enough I drank a sensible amount, refrained from making an idiot of myself, made certain to not try and chat up women who were way out of my league, managed to jump on the last train home (just as the doors were closing) and drank several cups of water to ensure that I woke up on Saturday as spritely as Tinkerbelle after a crate of red bull.
The above, is of course bollocks.
I drank my bodyweight in gin, made an idiot out of myself by attempting to chat up far too attractive women, missed my last train home and collapsed on a friend's couch without so much as a "by your leave"
the quote in the subject title refers strongly to how I suspect those who also stayed at my friends were referring to me as I nursed what can only be described as a cataclysmic hangover.
But that is not where the story ends.
It is now Sunday. My head is still a ringing, foggy, dizzy mess. My gut feels like someone is smelting steel inside it, I'm watching shite Sunday morning television and holding back from weeping.
This has been a reoccurring phenomenon for about 18 months or so now. I don't deserve this.
Luckily enough I drank a sensible amount, refrained from making an idiot of myself, made certain to not try and chat up women who were way out of my league, managed to jump on the last train home (just as the doors were closing) and drank several cups of water to ensure that I woke up on Saturday as spritely as Tinkerbelle after a crate of red bull.
The above, is of course bollocks.
I drank my bodyweight in gin, made an idiot out of myself by attempting to chat up far too attractive women, missed my last train home and collapsed on a friend's couch without so much as a "by your leave"
the quote in the subject title refers strongly to how I suspect those who also stayed at my friends were referring to me as I nursed what can only be described as a cataclysmic hangover.
But that is not where the story ends.
It is now Sunday. My head is still a ringing, foggy, dizzy mess. My gut feels like someone is smelting steel inside it, I'm watching shite Sunday morning television and holding back from weeping.
This has been a reoccurring phenomenon for about 18 months or so now. I don't deserve this.