Bill Walker
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That's fucking evil
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The TV Quiz Show Thread
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Barcon
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I remember that story but I think it was the other way around gender wise. The woman was having a bath so he set up the recoding just in time for her to watch. I dare say other dick heads have copied this since, I'd never do that, it's borderline evil.Reminds me of a story from the early days of the lottery
Some woman thought it would be a bit of a laugh to buy a ticket with the previous weeks winning numbers on it and give it to her partner
she had already recorded the previous saturday's draw and re-played it on the telly whilst hubby was sitting watching with the ticket in his hand gradually getting more and more excited as his numbers came in
I'm sure everyone had a good laugh at that jolly wheeze ;)
In the early days of the lottery i worked in a kitchen and we had radio 1 on for the lottery results. Our head chef organised the syndicate for people at the restaurant and worked front of house and asked me to write the results down when they came on so he could check them later when having a pint. I found his little folder with all the tickets in, picked a random line and wrote the numbers down jumbled up. Gave him the numbers and left him to it. Later on in the bar i thought i'd killed him. He went pale, started re checking, then started to look around in disbelief. Only when he saw me laughing did he realise and safe to say i had to run fast.I remember that story but I think it was the other way around gender wise. The woman was having a bath so he set up the recoding just in time for her to watch. I dare say other dick heads have copied this since, I'd never do that, it's borderline evil.
I did feel guilty to be honest, but working in a kitchen in those days was like a warzone for setting people up and taking the piss, plus he was a rag.
Your last sentence absolutely justified it!:-)In the early days of the lottery i worked in a kitchen and we had radio 1 on for the lottery results. Our head chef organised the syndicate for people at the restaurant and worked front of house and asked me to write the results down when they came on so he could check them later when having a pint. I found his little folder with all the tickets in, picked a random line and wrote the numbers down jumbled up. Gave him the numbers and left him to it. Later on in the bar i thought i'd killed him. He went pale, started re checking, then started to look around in disbelief. Only when he saw me laughing did he realise and safe to say i had to run fast.
I did feel guilty to be honest, but working in a kitchen in those days was like a warzone for setting people up and taking the piss, plus he was a rag.
stonerblue
Well-Known Member
the 'celebrity' ones are the thickest of all.
crazyg
Well-Known Member
All right, smart arse, what colour is it?Many years ago doing our regular pub quiz we had the hilarious task of marking the answers for one of most intellectually challenged teams ever.
The one that's stands out
What is a jalapeño
Answer
A White Horse
;-)
Same pub, another night.All right, smart arse, what colour is it?
;-)
A mate of ours Jamie, was sat with his family doing the quiz, he was known to everyone as Jam and he was overweight.
Question, "what do they call Jam in America"
My mate in our team shouts out
"a fat bastard like they do over here"
Jam's mother was mortified, he's not fat anymore
stonerblue
Well-Known Member
And, it's tea.