Americans are incapable of walking down the steps from their front door without falling over.
The best place to skateboard is down a steep hill with a busy road at the bottom.
When parking your car on your sloping drive, never put the handbrake on. Even better if you are delivering parcels.
If you find yourself standing near a body of water be sure to fall in, especially if it is frozen.
When confronted by a small barrier such as a traffic fence be sure to jump over it.
When driving a high sided vehicle, it is best to ignore signs such as “Low Bridge”.
If you make a particularly creamy cake for a birthday party, drop it face down on the table.
The best place to practice roller skating is in a crowded front room with a large television screen. Similarly American football.
To test whether your four year old is intelligent, give him a hammer and shut him in a room.
The best place to skateboard is down a steep hill with a busy road at the bottom.
When parking your car on your sloping drive, never put the handbrake on. Even better if you are delivering parcels.
If you find yourself standing near a body of water be sure to fall in, especially if it is frozen.
When confronted by a small barrier such as a traffic fence be sure to jump over it.
When driving a high sided vehicle, it is best to ignore signs such as “Low Bridge”.
If you make a particularly creamy cake for a birthday party, drop it face down on the table.
The best place to practice roller skating is in a crowded front room with a large television screen. Similarly American football.
To test whether your four year old is intelligent, give him a hammer and shut him in a room.