Things that give you Heebie-Jeebies

[Deleted member 77198]

The Jason Manford story about popping his mates hip back in after his bollock had slid into the socket

Haha, good one that.

“it was twenty five years ago but he still walks around like this:

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[Tuearts right boot]

stop reading Cosmopolitan with your egg on toast then.

Granola, thank you very much !!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fabinho.

Got serial killer written all over him.

He just oozes sly ****.

 

[hammocity]

I have to leave the room so Mrs Moon can unpack stuff.

Devil's noise.

Makes me shudder just thinking about it, when I find something that’s got foam packaging I put in on a par with having a dry shit and an orgasm at the same time.

 

[nw42]

If someone relates a bad leg injury to me my legs go momentarily weak, always happens, only leg injuries though.

 

[bluealf]

Slipping on wet/icy steelwork working at height has caused my rectum to clamp tighter than a submarine hatch on plenty of occasions.

Writing out an offensive jokey post and then waiting to see if you get banned has to run that close though, surely?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Writing out an offensive jokey post and then waiting to see if you get banned has to run that close though, surely?

And what offensively jokey post has offended you then?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Waking up in the hotel bed of bearded Idahoans

 

[andyhinch]

Reality TV/soaps that’s about it really.

 

[idahoblues]

I had a work trip to Banff a few years ago, loads of people telling me, you wont see any bears, etc.

Within 3 days I'd stumbled into a family of Grizzlies, Mum & 2 Cubs on the path up the the Tea Houses near Lake Louise. Got within 20 yards of Mum & had to get the Bear Spray out... fortunately she & the cubs wandered off down the hill so we escaped... It was a serious incident, Bear stood up in front of us while we backed away, must have been 8 or 9 feet tall, so close I could smell the thing.

Next day, got stalked by a Black Bear on a walk near Lake Minnewanka (Phnar, Phnar)...

On the last evening went for a nice gentle evening walk up the Tunnel Mountain trail in Banff, and came face to face with a Mountain Lion, about as big as a Labrador but a bloody sight more Bitey.

Mental

In summary... Bears...

Four guys got mauled by Griz this year in my hunting unit during the archery season. I think they all lived, just missing a few body parts here and there