Things You Have Done In The Blue Cause

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Basically, what have you done that may have been weird or wonderful to support your club.

I'll start.

I once had a birthday cake which was a scale model of Maine Road(in full) with an edible pitch with blue and red subbuteo players on it!. My mum made it and naturally being female when she put one of the blue players in a goalscoring position with the ball he was offside!

My downstairs toilet is also painted sky blue and is filled with City postcards, memorabilia and matchday programmes, the most interesting loo break you'll ever have :D

What about you guys? what have you done in the name of City?
 
decided to go to every game home and away in the 90/91 season

first match of the season was 25th august at spuds

25th august was wife's birthday! surely you are not going? but if i don't go it blows the whole season at the starting gate

phoned her from corley services on the m6 to wish her a happy birthday and left her a blank cheque

one thing i learnt was never to leave mrs sf with a blank cheque

that was one of several ott things i did that season
 
Despite my girlfriend being totally bored by football, I still mention City to her. I feel that afew games, a shirt and a fit player will turn her into a Blue.

I have a Tevez poster (Welcome to Manchester) on the left wall of my bedroom.

I have a Bronx Hat, with 'Man City' on it. I wear it in PE all the time.

I'm sure I waste most of my spare time at City, too.
 
Once considered stabbing my rag husband repeatedly in the head the day we blew a 2-0 H/.T lead over the Rags at Maine Road and ended up losing 3-2. The twat Cantona got the winner.
 
Last game of the season back in the 90's we were at Palace away, the week before they played the red shite in the cup final.
Wanted a haircut but something different as it was the last game, finished work late-ish on the Friday and went to my usual place just as he was shutting! Gutted. He recognised me and asked what I wanted, so I told him and also told him I had to be on the train at 9 in the morning next day.
He said: 'Ok, come tomorrow morning, 6-30'
Thought he was joking, but before that was a top bloke (from vietnam) and a really good barber.
After ascertaining he wasn't joking, I went 6-30am on the day of the game and had my hair done, then hopped on the train, so if you remember seeing a lad with a southern accent and MCFC shaved into the back of his head, and dyed light blue.......that was me!
 
I burnt a christmas card hand signed by the treble winning squad - just to see the look on a rag loving mate.

Got a load of tourists in Singapore to clap there hands outside the megastore - I don't think they understood the words to 'if you hate man united clap your hands'.

Was very proud when walking out of a bar in thailand and a local was using an ashtray with a cigarette butt on the table, not in the ashtray, to illustrate that old trafford (the cig butt) is not actually in manchester (the ash tray).

Cancelled a mobile contract with singlepoint when they got bought by vodafone.

All very sad I know but hey - I can't help myself.
 
Some IT manager was giving a fair well speach about 13 years to one of his staff a bit pissed up, he was a utd fan.

He slagged me off during it as he was well drunk.

I took his half full pint glass into the bogs and filled it up.

I watched him drink it, and get off with an accountant girl I didn't like too.

I told 6 months later when I finished.

1-0 to City!
 
Corky said:
Some IT manager was giving a fair well speach about 13 years to one of his staff a bit pissed up, he was a utd fan.

He slagged me off during it as he was well drunk.

I took his half full pint glass into the bogs and filled it up.

I watched him drink it, and get off with an accountant girl I didn't like too.

I told 6 months later when I finished.

1-0 to City!
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lol
 
i walk around with pride. i have introduced many people to the joys of city. i feel like one of gods messangers or something.
 
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