Things you just dont say

[kp789]

"What is this shit" when New order comes on in the car, said by my mate, we had to have words.

 

[DelToro]

Your mate's got my vote.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Wouldst made more sense had Morrissey been on the radio :)<br /><br />-- Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:10 pm --<br /><br />Wouldst made more sense had Morrissey been on the radio :)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

'Does this skirt make my bum look big?'

'No love, it's not the skirt.'

 

[Carstairs]

'Does this skirt make my bum look big?'

'An empty aircraft hangar makes your bum look big, love'

That's not a good'un, either

 

[mcmanus]

"Look officer I'll give you a fiver if you forget this stalking nonsense."

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Or there was the time in a women's clothes store when my size 6 girlfriend asked me to just grab anything I could find that was a size 6 or 8 label for her to look at.
After fruitlessly searching the racks on my side of the shop I shouted across my frustration at finishing empty-handed,
"Sorry, there's nothing here, it's all just for f*in massive women'

Daggers doesn't even begin to describe the looks I got from the other ladies that I had forgotten were also shopping there that day.

Claymores or even ICBMs might come close.

 

[billfromthehill]

Ok you rag prick your team and manager are very good at there job.ppphhhffftttttt...

 

[scall11]

So is your grandma single then?

 

[BLUE PEANUT]

Was a guy in a meeting who used the phrase " ****** in the wood pile" and said quite innocently.
He still didn't think it was a problem when the error of his ways was pointed out.