Things youre unlikely to hear on Sky Sports News

[kunaguero10]

'Wayne Rooney deserved his yellow card'

 

[glen quagmire]

"Yes, jamie i totally agree, your dad does have a face like a scrotum."

 

[Josh Blue]

"Man City deserve to win the league"

 

[LoveCity]

"Manchester United's bench is worth more than the Swansea/Norwich/West Brom first team combined."

 

[TCIB]

"United plunder victory, imperious Man City march on"

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Coming up next Clodes clunge.

 

[mancunial]

Jamie redknapp hails balotelli

 

[citysince88]

"Well actually Harry, perhaps you shouldn't talk about another teams player."

 

[BWTAC]

Hello i'm Georgie Thompson and i'm legally a midget.

 

[tommcfc]

"welcome to deadline day, 30 minutes of entertainment dragged over a 24 hour period"