Things youre unlikely to hear on Sky Sports News

[TCIB]

Next on SSN Kirsty and Hayley sniffing a powder we assume to be flour from between each others tits and getting tipsy; playing with what appears to be a badly moulded purple rubber rabbit.

 

[mrt4919]

We have a good working relationship with Manchester City they do as we say because financially we have them by the balls

 

[MCC]

After the break: Andy Burton cooks a lovely leg of roast lamb with all the trimmings.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

coherent English?

 

[Crouchinho]

Sky Sports doesn't understand

 

[Tevez City]

"Manchester United's bench is worth more than the Swansea/Norwich/West Brom first team combined."

 

[kiam06]

Fergie exposes in channel 4 documentary as being a crook

 

[another generation]

More fixtures to be played on Saturdays at three o'clock. Monday nights now reserved for teams and fans who don't have to travel long distances. First up this Monday evening, Spurs v Utd.

 

[mammyjam]

Breaking news: we're getting unconfirmed reports that spurs have actually spent the last 3 years hoofing it up to the big man and play football no more beautiful than that of Bolton

 

[oakiecokie]

Paul Merson sacked from Sky...