Things youre unlikely to hear on Sky Sports News

[salfordblues]

Coming up after the break Steve Curry and Mick Dennis have an a naked arm wrestling match with Jim White doing the voice over commentary.

 

[TrueBlue76]

And here is the days round up sponsored by MUTV. Talking bollocks and repeating videos all day because you stupid c*nts continue to subscribe to this shit. Now here is another hour of the same none story we showed at 05:00 this morning.

 

[Lucky13]

We should get a taxi.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

After the break we'll be force-feeding live puppies to our studio guest, graham poll...

 

[mat]

"Now for our hole of the week competition where you vote for the best looking female presenters fanny and the winner get to fill it. Hayley Mcqueen has already stated she's looking for 3 lucky city fans to fuck her harder than the 6-1. More after the break..."

 

[bluemanc]

BREAKING NEWS
Sir Phalic Ferguson has been arrested for match fixing & coming on the back of the Glazers bankrupcy & the removing of Manchester from what was Manchester Utd this has been a bad week for the solar systems biggest club.

 

[jimharri]

Welcome back to our coverage of the Inaugural Sky Sports naked mud wrestling tournament. After a fortnight of intense competition, we have now reached the final and we are pleased to bring you, in stunning 3D and in conjunction with your free scratch 'n' sniff cards, the climax (fnarr fnarr!) between Natalie Sawyer and Georgie Thompson''.

 

[MCC]

If you`re watching in 3D, more fool you! It`s absolutely gash!!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

'Gianluca Festa buys Portsmouth'

 

[TCIB]

Hayley McQueen has no gag reflex, find out how we know after the break.