Things youre unlikely to hear on Sky Sports News

[citysince88]

Hayley McQueen has no gag reflex, find out how we know after the break.

Haha.

 

[Cellarite]

after the break, we'll be previewing the superbowl final and speaking to an amercan wrestler. i know we haven't shown any results from the nfl all season but we're showing the final so need to drum up some interest from the fools in this country who wish they were american. nachos my arse. we also note that wwe isn't a sport but we show it to fill the schedules so for the next 30 minutes, we're going to treat our viewers like fucking idiots and interview some steroid filled fuckwit live.

 

[Plaything of the gods]

"I've just signed a new contract with Manchester United."

 

[The Future's Blue]

'United aren't joint top, they're second on goal difference'.

 

[kunaguero10]

'spurs outplayed by stevenage'

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Next up, Harry, he's a right ****

 

[Mike D]

" Haa haaa haa Loius Saha another sh*t signing by Rednapp, he's finally lost it with this one."

I heard some halfwit on Football Focus naming Saha and Parker as masterstrokes by 'arry. I had to laugh just for irony surely I know there is a love in for the bent b*stard right now but things really are going a but to far.

 

[hertsblue]

"fuck me another lucky draw for Spurs, Bolton H ffs"

 

[Anonymous]

City deserved to win that

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

"And after the break, in a fully researched report, Jeez, did I say fully researched?