Time for a competition

[NZBlue]

Captions please and take your pick which one, but why do I get the feeling that YMCA might be a recurring theme???

 

[Sheikh Rattle n Roll]

And what is the prize?????

 

[NZBlue]

And what is the prize?????

Same as usual - Pride (in Battle)

 

[Cellarite]

Hallelujah, praise the Lord! For He has spoken and He did tell me that it is indeed a barm.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

The new City signings fit straight in having already learned the Yaya/Kolo Toure song and dance moves.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

Kelechi syndrome strikes again, as sane refuses to celebrate with jesus...

 

[dickie davies]

it should have been ten

 

[dark 'n stormy]

Aaaaguerrro oh oh .push pineapple shake the tree .

 

[bellsouth]

Pep's training methods include a spot of mime, including the classic Marcel Marceau 'in a glass box'

 

[mat]

"Thank you, your holiness telling the shitty Man United to fuck off!"

"Get that fucking huge conk out of my face"

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Captions please and take your pick which one, but why do I get the feeling that YMCA might be a recurring theme???

I told you Pep would play us in goal.

 

[Easy]

it should have been ten

Haha. Brilliant.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

 Wilfried... I'm not worthy!

 

[The_Maverick]

When Natasha calls to welcome me to Manchester I rub her titties and lick her pussy like this?

Nah mate, you rub them like this.

Captions please and take your pick which one, but why do I get the feeling that YMCA might be a recurring theme???

 

[Chi-town blues]

Hands up!! I'm a hostage . The failed high jacker is across town.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I love these ghost blow jobs.

 

[MarsLlama]

"Manchester City's Gabriel Jesus and Leroy Sané cost a combined £80m, but have failed to score a single goal between them since signing on Tuesday and Wednesday this week."
- The Daily Mail

 

[its a Barm]

it should have been ten

Thanks Dad, you said if I was good I wouldn't have to go to that shit hole in trafford, and you have let me play for your team from Manchester.