Tips for blending in with the rags on Saturday

[Rammyblues]

And if we score for gods sake don't stand up and turn round they will think you are doing the Poznan

 

[Dirty Harry]

Carry a Mega-store bag and if you say their players names put a `Y` on the end like Giggsy, Scholesy, Van Der Sary, Evray, like they do in our local.

 

[MCFC James]

Take a flask and laptop

 

[tommybooth]

talk in a cockney acent and ask them where the pie and mash shop is.

 

[Rammyblues]

Get some drama classes in before saturday, so you can look genuinely sad if we score and genuinely happy if they score.

 

[Kinky by name]

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[jrb]

Dress like Bobby Charlton.

 

[charliebigspuds]

carry a superstore bag with Rooney utd socks, Wio utd underpants and Berbatov utd flip-flops in it, an Irish tri-colour flag with MUFC, Paddys Bar, Drogheda reds on it and chant KEEEEEEEAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO every five minutes. Pretend you know when the Munich air disaster was, yes thats right 9th February 1985. Oh yes call us Shitty aswell, because bi-jezus thats funny

 

[KenTheLandlord]

Listen to this fella, he has them tapped..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79QDhBtmDdk[/youtube]

 

[Mr Rich]

Three phrases use them sparingly.

1) Ferguscum is the greatest manager in the Prem.

2) Rooney is just going through a bad patch...best player since George (I'll have that kidney) Best

3) Who likes Chip muffins?