Tips for blending in with the rags on Saturday

[samharris]

Tell everyone you're a pre op transexual.

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

Strap a big inflatable cock to your head

 

[Spiros]

Get as many childish insults in there as possible

'Fuck you very much' when interacting with anyone. Or 'wank you very much' (not as good)

'Anyone for coffee' at half time

Calling police 'cuntstables'

 

[Sigh]

when they get to the bit that goes "we hate the scousers, the cockernees of course", belt out "cockernees of course" at the top of your voice and you'll blend right in cos that's they bit they sing the loudest.

Oh, hang on...

 

[blueish swede]

Learn some simple Norwegian phrases to blend in

I'm from Norway Jeg er fra Norge
How are you? Hvordan har du det?
Do you speak Norwegian? Snakker du norsk?
Just a little. Bare litt
I'm lost Jeg har gått meg bort
Can you help me? Kan du hjelpe meg?
Where is the bathroom? Hvor er toalettet?
How much is this? Hva koster denne?
Excuse me ...! Unnskyld meg ...!
It's a shame David Mays party was cancelled Det var uheldig at David Mays fest var avlyst
I'm looking for Legohead. Jeg leter etter Legohead
Hurray Arsenal Sunshine Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

 

[rickmcfc]

Sing "knees up mother brown" and have a jar of jellied eels.

 

[Revvv]

Act like a tourist

 

[Numptyed]

Get one of them coats with the goggles built in to the hood, if you get a fake one all the better.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

This is easy speak like i do and wear uggs

 

[daveduke67]

Ask someone 'what colour do we play in?'