Tips for blending in with the rags on Saturday

[Freestyler]

stand on the steps and ask someone to take a picture of you with your arms folded, posing like a gay man, then shout 'soccer' when he/she takes it.

nothing else needed, you'll slip in fine with this.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Hand out business cards

Ask when Ronaldo will be back from injury

Eat your pie with chopsticks

Say your were glad to see the back of Tevez

 

[ono]

Learn Engrish

 

[Barcon]

See if you can have a medical proceedure to make your mouth go vertical instead of horizontal.

 

[BUDGE712]

Wear a turban & refer to Baconface as Sahib !!

 

[jimharri]

Marry your sister.

 

[Judge Roughneck]

If they score - clap your feet.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

 

[buckshot]

Act surprised that other clubs even exist.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Have a makeover get some slanty eyes and buck teeth.

Ha!

Try saying 'Come on Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeey' everytime he gets the ball.

Try saying come on Rooney when Evra has the ball...