Tips for blending in with the rags on Saturday

[mcfcJosh111]

Brilliant thread keep it going

 

[danny123]

Some of the posts on here have had me in stitches!! :P

 

[dannybcity]

Walk along silently with your head down until you reach the police line then act like a deranged monkey in a black anorak.

 

[laserblue]

shout into your mobile phone in an american accent "did i wake you up over there in californ-i-a? i just had to tell you i'm at the trafford dome watching manyoo playing soccerball! go devils go! i just can't wait to see wayne ronaldo score."

 

[papillon]

sit on the forecourt playing a banjo like an inbred cnut trying to sell your recently unwanted gifts of a Winston Churchill bust and a bouncy castle

 

[Manchester la la la la]

if you're right near the dugout behind fergie wear a turban

you might get filmed for tv too

 

[mike1923]

Talk about City all day.

Then talk about how City are obsessed with United.

 

[whipper]

Sing "You`ll Never Walk Alone" as loud as you can in a scouse accent!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

If you're in the stretford end, piss in your pants and if anyone says anything just say you were last in there in the 70s and you thought this is what everyone did, otherwise you'd just have used the urinals in Manchester city centre before they close them all down...

 

[Bill]

I'll be going to the swap on Saturday and sitting in the rag end. Just wanted to know everyone's tips for helping me blend in with them?

I've heard the following tips so far;

Speaking in a cockney accent
Bringing a lunchbox complete with prawn sandwiches (obvious one)
Asking the people around you 'who's playing in midfield these days?'
Bring a camera and take a picture everytime the ball comes within 30 yeards of you
Wear a norwich scarf
Have the Multi-Map directions to manchester on your person (from london - optional extra)

any more lads?

its absolutly vital you abuse your own players if you are not winning after 3 minutes, plus if the situation worsens and it gets to 4 minutes call for the managers head.

do this and you'll fit right in.