Tips for blending in with the rags on Saturday

[jimharri]

Sing about '' My old man'', or about Cantona, or that you'll do what you want. All in a London/Irish/Asian/West Country accent, of course.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Three phrases use them sparingly.

1) Ferguscum is the greatest manager in the Prem.

2) Rooney is just going through a bald patch...best player since George (I'll have that kidney) Best

3) Who likes Chip muffins?

 

[warpig]

stand there looking lost with a big fuck off penis strapped to your head. your allegiance will be known to all immediately

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

When you take your seat ask the people around you when the museum opens, as you'd rather see the trophies than the match (in a Scandinavian accent, of course).

 

[Bilboblue]

Three phrases use them sparingly.

1) Ferguscum is the greatest manager in the Prem.

2) Rooney is just going through a bad patch...best player since George (I'll have that kidney) Best

3) Who likes Chip muffins?

Liver son, it was a liver....

 

[Breadsnapper]

Ask for directions to the ground/stand.
Shout Go Offense Go!
Then have a lobotomy, follow the rest of the fucking sheep, sing distasteful songs about other clubs then feign disgust when the tables are turned.

 

[lordloverocket]

go to primark n buy all black clothing.

oooohhh scary

 

[samharris]

Have your photo taken holding your matchday ticket in front of the souvenier shop.

 

[unexpected item]

ask every one in earshot...."are the away fans always this loud?"

 

[Balti]

Take some prawn sarnies