ardwickboy
Well-Known Member
Sex In The Dark
There was a couple who had been married for twenty years. Every
time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after twenty years, the wife felt that this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy
habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw
her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device, a
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bast*rd", she screamed
at him. "How could you lie to me all these years? You'd better
explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll
explain the toy, you explain the kids."
There was a couple who had been married for twenty years. Every
time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after twenty years, the wife felt that this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy
habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw
her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device, a
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bast*rd", she screamed
at him. "How could you lie to me all these years? You'd better
explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll
explain the toy, you explain the kids."