Toilet Attendants

[Yaya_Tony]

Eat a curry, have a few beers and instead of going for a shit when you wake up, bake it all day. Go back to the club and drop a nice smelly turd at the start of his shift. Don't flush straight away, just sit there for a while and let it breathe.

HAHAHA I've fucking done exactly that before!! Baked it and everyfing.

 

[Zubrman]

That's how we like them.


Surprise no ones mentioned Cheryl Cole. Anyway, here's a picture of her arse.

I'd wipe that for free.

How could you see whether it was clean?

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

How could you see whether it was clean?

Ashley had taken a few photos.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That's how we like them.


Surprise no ones mentioned Cheryl Cole. Anyway, here's a picture of her arse.

I'd wipe that for free.

Myself and a mate did some fancy cement rendering based loosy around Cheryl Coles arse. It covered a few ends of some concrete beams. It was a work of art and was for all to see for eternity

 

[crizack]

How could you see whether it was clean?

Go off the smell

 

[johnmc]

Had to go for a shit in a Macdonalds recently. Walked in and lights came on as obviously on a sensor. So proceeded with said shit. However whilst I was having said shit the lights clicked off. No amount of waving my arms helped. There was no sensor in the cubicle. So I have to finish my shit in pitch black.

Remember thinking this is a particular low point in life. And of course after I had just about finished wiping my arse without source of light someone else walks in for a piss and triggers the lights. So I have to come out of the trap to wash my hands with someone there thinking ha ha that dicks just had a shit in the dark.

 

[Barcon]

Had to go for a shit in a Macdonalds recently. Walked in and lights came on as obviously on a sensor. So proceeded with said shit. However whilst I was having said shit the lights clicked off. No amount of waving my arms helped. There was no sensor in the cubicle. So I have to finish my shit in pitch black.

Remember thinking this is a particular low point in life. And of course after I had just about finished wiping my arse without source of light someone else walks in for a piss and triggers the lights. So I have to come out of the trap to wash my hands with someone there thinking ha ha that dicks just had a shit in the dark.

Try eating less cheese mate.

 

[johnmc]

Try eating less cheese mate.

Noted. And more carrots

 

[Barcon]

Noted. And more carrots

And whatever bats eat.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Had to go for a shit in a Macdonalds recently. Walked in and lights came on as obviously on a sensor. So proceeded with said shit. However whilst I was having said shit the lights clicked off. No amount of waving my arms helped. There was no sensor in the cubicle. So I have to finish my shit in pitch black.

Remember thinking this is a particular low point in life. And of course after I had just about finished wiping my arse without source of light someone else walks in for a piss and triggers the lights. So I have to come out of the trap to wash my hands with someone there thinking ha ha that dicks just had a shit in the dark.

Toilet cubicles in the dark? @Yaya_Tony would like that