Tonight's caption competition

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[Anonymous]

Eeeez only a littol keez

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

"Just to let you know Carlito, if you go AWOL again, I have connections with the mafia!"

 

[Anonymous]

Carlos: No tongues, boss.

 

[reddishblue]

Omertà

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

For the last time Carlito this is what a scarf should look like

 

[fat boy blue]

You go home have a rest play some golf & I will give a call later in the season if we need you

 

[ZabbaFC]

Come' on Carlos, lets kiss and make up

 

[Paul powers moustache]

Anymore funny business Carlos and I will let John terry know you are a woman .

 

[SuperYaya]

Roberto Mancini delivers some touchline instructions to Carlos Tevez.

Am I doing it right?