USA (New York, Orlando, Vegas, Nashville - yet to be disappointed)
England (I wasn't expecting to like it more than Scotland or Wales but I do. London is on a par with NY, Cornwall is stunning and, obviously, no visit to Manchester is complete without a visit to the megastore at Old Trafford ;-) )
Costa del Anywhere in Spain (it's cheap, tacky, tasteless and full of beer - and so am I).
Worst:
Benitses in Corfu. (Full of Engerlaaand louts. Spent a week fending off arseholes who think an Irish accent means automatic membership of the IRA)
Bulgaria (twice propositioned by prostitutes whilst having a drink with my wife and son was bad enough, our taxi being held up at gunpoint - by the cops! - was the clincher, though)
Egypt (rude, physically pushy, ignorant people who think I owe them a fucking living. At pains to point out the poverty and damage caused during the wars (leave the Jews alone, so), if you've seen one pyramid, you've seen them all, too - anyway Newgrange is older again, so they can fuck right off, the pick-pocketing bastards).