Top Phil Jones facts

[Ragnarok]

1. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Phil Jones

2. Phil Jones once yelled at the TV during a football game and caused the player to slip

3. Some magicans can walk on water, Phil Jones can swim through land.

4. Phil Jones CAN touch MC Hammer

5. When Phil Jones was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

 

[Chris in London]

I hope for your sake that Phil - Mr Jones to you - doesn't hear about you taking the piss...

 

[immels wonkey eye]

1. he is shit

2. he is shit

3. he looks like a pig

4. did i mention he is shit

 

[daveduke67]

Phil Jones is Glauber Berti.

 

[DavidSilvasLeftFoot]

Phil Jones doesn't get struck by lightning, lightning gets struck by Phil Jones.

Kids go to bed in Batman Pyjamas, Batman goes to bed in Phil Jones Pyjamas

Phil Jones can cut through a knife with butter

 

[Josh Blue]

Phil Jones infact an advanced half human half robot hybrid sent back through time 3000 years to change the future for one lucky football team....

 

[daveduke67]

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Might as well merge them and save people reposting the same ones ;-)

 

[Ragnarok]

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=111315

Might as well merge them and save people reposting the same ones ;-)

Here is another fact, Phil Jones is after your head

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Phil Jones is the greatest player to wear the famous rag strip.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

phil jones has ass flaps larger than dawn french`s beef curtains! fact!