Top Phil Jones facts

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  1. BoyBlue_1985

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    Phil Jones dad is Chuck Norris
     
  2. MCFCpassion

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    Phil Jones walks on water.
     
  3. mancity89

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    Phil Jones has more england caps then messi & ronaldo put together
     
  4. Nebuchadnezzar

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    Phil Jones fought the law, and Phil Jones won.
     
  5. Le Havre Oswald

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    Phil jones doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
     
  6. takeabooson

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    phil jones outdid jesus by feeding 10,000 people with just 1 loaf of bread and 1 fish
     
  7. ChrisNUFC

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    When Superman goes to bed at night he puts on a pair of Phil Jones Pyjamas
     
  8. hutton who blue

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    When Phil Jones is dissatisfied with the level of service in a charity shop he will shout, " Do you not know who I am?!!!"
     
  9. LHarper

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    Phil Jones invented the giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a horse.
     
  10. Ragnarok

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    Tom Cleverly is Phil Jones's twin
     

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