Top Phil Jones facts

[kippaxchris]

When Karl Benz finished inventing the worlds first car in 1886 Phil Jones drove past him on a Ducati 916

 

[dave55]

phil jones has xbox live on his ps3

phil jones can make a mountain out of a molehill

phil jones keeps his doormat under his key

phil jones is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.

phil jones found nemo with his eyes closed. (although nemo would never have been lost in the first place if it was his fish)

 

[MCC]

Phil Jones can turn an Iceland Prawn Ring into a homo sexual donkey by sneezing.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Phil Jones makes Muhammed Ali value his self-worth

Phil Jones painted the Forth Bridge in one weekend

Phil Jones turned Susanna Reid down. He spent the evening alone.

Phil Jones saw Sid, but he didn't tell him.

Phil Jones didn't cry at Sunderland. Charles Atlas would have.

Phil Jones doesn't need to "use the force"

Phil Jones was on the grassy knoll, in Dallas 1963

 

[MCC]

Phil Jones was the match ball at York away.

 

[dave55]

In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Phil Jones

 

[kippaxchris]

Phil Jones used to push Steven Hawking's wheelchair, and regularly had to "put him right" over quantum physics issues

Hhahaha

 

[dave55]

Phil Jones does not have to fight for his right to party

he can also win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

 

[kippaxchris]

Phil Jones can find Wally before Wally can find somewhere to hide

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Phil Jones can eat a lamb phaal without ANY discomfort

Frankel stayed in his stable when challenged to a race by Phil Jones

"Call that a beard" said Phil Jones to Isambard Kingdom Brunell

Phil Jones would have eaten the wafer thin mint, in the Meaning of Life, without the disasterous consequences

Phil Jones watched it AND drunk it in

Phil Jones can turn it up to 12