Phil Jones is the stand-in, if ever Gareth Southgate has to do any "love scenes" on the telly
Phil Jones has a picture of Barry Bethell, after he used Slim Fast
I've just watched the eve of the battle scene from Henry V, and Henry says "Cry god for Harry, England and Phil Jones"
Sam Fox once sang to Phil "Touch me, Touch me, I wanna feel your body". Phil said "No ta, love. They're big, but I'm not desperate". However, an hour later, after a 27 Stellas, Sam no longer drinks from "the furry cup", if you know what I mean