Top Tip for Men Whilst in Supermarket

[bluereddish]

Tip for breast men: when shopping in thesupermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow.

Arse men should follow the usual route.

 

[bluevengence]

Hang around the chiller section

 

[blue47766]

Here's another, look out for a 'lady' with a low top going to the tills but only if she as a trolley she as to lean into. Wigan tesco is full of them. My girlfriend says ' look at the state of her ' I just say hmmm that looks awfull, I just get one of them looks that means I'm in for a deaf and dumb tea hahaha

 

[Anonymous]

Tip for breast men: when shopping in thesupermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow.

Arse men should follow the usual route.

I have one eye on the women , and the other on the prices ..... sometimes that means i walk straight into a wall , but at least i'm happy ...... i keep my ears open in case there's a pussy calling nearby ....... and my mouth shut , just in case they try to sell me any tongue ............. in fact whilst i'm in the supermarket i like to checkout everything!

Now if that sounds fishy , don't arse me any questions ...... supermarket sweep forever ... chin out , bottoms up , it's a shoppers delight!

 

[erocsevil]

Here's another, look out for a 'lady' with a low top going to the tills but only if she as a trolley she as to lean into. Wigan tesco is full of them. My girlfriend says ' look at the state of her ' I just say hmmm that looks awfull, I just get one of them looks that means I'm in for a deaf and dumb tea hahaha

I know your in Wigan, but can you not say HAS?

 

[nelsons willie]

wheres the photographic evidence.no good me doing it down here.youngest wench in our co op is about 83

 

[denislawsbackheel]

escalators, don't forget the worth of escalators.

 

[CherylFan]

Not that I do, of course, but at the end of the working day is quite a good time as you tend to get office girls/women in supermarkets getting something for tea, in their work togs. Office women wearing heels and skirts quite commone. You can tell a lot from peoples shopping baskets what kind of family unit they have and the professional singles or professional couples can be quite easy to spot. Not that I do.

 

[Blueboylewis09]

Orrr, You could do this. I do this with my mates! Whilst in trafford centre and we are walking past give women marks out of 10 : ) but trust me! You will never get a 10!

 

[nelsons willie]

this is a useful addition for anyone wanting to spend an afternoon perving.slip one of these on and go lie down near the freezer units holding a screwdriver and just wait for the totty to come buy their wares.for those of you who are worried about elf and safety a hard hat can also be purchased.

 

[LongsightM13]

Tip for breast men: when shopping in thesupermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route.

I have one eye on the women , and the other on the prices ..... sometimes that means i walk straight into a wall , but at least i'm happy ...... i keep my ears open in case there's a pussy calling nearby ....... and my mouth shut , just in case they try to sell me any tongue ............. in fact whilst i'm in the supermarket i like to checkout everything! Now if that sounds fishy , don't arse me any questions ...... supermarket sweep forever ... chin out , bottoms up , it's a shoppers delight!

A grand before Christmas or I'm telling your brother in law. Longsight Asda pervo!

 

[blue47766]

Here's another, look out for a 'lady' with a low top going to the tills but only if she as a trolley she as to lean into. Wigan tesco is full of them. My girlfriend says ' look at the state of her ' I just say hmmm that looks awfull, I just get one of them looks that means I'm in for a deaf and dumb tea hahaha

I know your in Wigan, but can you not say HAS?

Well done for spotting two mistakes. Do you mean, can you not write HAS, whoops just did it, hooray. You say, I know your in Wigan, well sorry but I'm not, about fifteen miles away actually. Or was it an attempt at humour at the expense of people from Wigan. Tell you what, try and find something usefull to do.

 

[desperatedon]

Here's another, look out for a 'lady' with a low top going to the tills but only if she as a trolley she as to lean into. Wigan tesco is full of them. My girlfriend says ' look at the state of her ' I just say hmmm that looks awfull, I just get one of them looks that means I'm in for a deaf and dumb tea hahaha

I know your in Wigan, but can you not say HAS?

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