Top Tip: if your missus asks is this dress nice,don’t say

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  1. grant1977

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    I’m always honest and say yes or no if asked my opinion....I’m still alive so I guess I’m lucky ☺️
     
  2. kippaxwarrior

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    Yeah I've heard having haggis for breakfast washed down with a pint of Irn Bru doesn't help your waistline..........
     
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  3. Magicpole

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    Don’t like Itn Bru. Prefer warm lard.
     
  4. kippaxwarrior

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    Or Buckfast if it's the weekend?
     
  5. Magicpole

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    No. I hate that. Malt whisky, good gin. Fine wines and Peroni. Not necessarily in that order though.
     
  6. Stoned Rose

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    Fucking hell mate how old are you?

    I cottoned onto this when I was about 11.
     
  7. Stoned Rose

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    Is that this kid the scum are signing from Swansea?
     
  8. citizenyank76

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    Well. You're alive. I was expecting Charles Bukowski-esque domestic nightmare after the words "It doesn't fit you."
     
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  9. Hamann Pineapple

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    My missus asked me if she looked good in something one time and I meant to reply something along the lines of "You look good in anything" but it came out somehow as "You'd look good in a coffin" . Didn't go down well.
     
  10. Magicpole

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    Well I’m inside now. She’s in her bed. I’ve just had something to eat and am presently watching the Tory Party meltdown.

    Swings and roundabouts.
     
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