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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Magicpole, 22 May 2019.
I’m always honest and say yes or no if asked my opinion....I’m still alive so I guess I’m lucky ☺️
Yeah I've heard having haggis for breakfast washed down with a pint of Irn Bru doesn't help your waistline..........
Don’t like Itn Bru. Prefer warm lard.
Or Buckfast if it's the weekend?
No. I hate that. Malt whisky, good gin. Fine wines and Peroni. Not necessarily in that order though.
Fucking hell mate how old are you?
I cottoned onto this when I was about 11.
Is that this kid the scum are signing from Swansea?
Well. You're alive. I was expecting Charles Bukowski-esque domestic nightmare after the words "It doesn't fit you."
My missus asked me if she looked good in something one time and I meant to reply something along the lines of "You look good in anything" but it came out somehow as "You'd look good in a coffin" . Didn't go down well.
Well I’m inside now. She’s in her bed. I’ve just had something to eat and am presently watching the Tory Party meltdown.
Swings and roundabouts.