Top Tip: if your missus asks is this dress nice,don’t say

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Magicpole, 22 May 2019.

  1. Blue Maverick

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    I’ve given up now with shit like this, she doesn’t even ask me because I just end up in an argument, if you can’t be truthful about it then what’s the point.
     
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  2. manchester blue

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    Spent two+ hours in the garden yesterday, looks mint this morning. (Not even the offer of a drink from the house). Also cleaned both cars. I said her's was filthy as it's parked under trees. When I came in she went ballistic at me telling me off for saying her car is filthy. I'd just spent an hour getting tree sap off the roof. Not spoken to me since. She can do her own fucking car in future, trouble is she won't.

    Women.
     
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  3. DrBlueBob

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    Someone should tell @Magicpole 's missus.
     
  4. hammocity

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    Wife looking at herself naked in the mirror:

    I’ve got a double chin
    Bingo wings
    Tits are sagging
    Belly’s sticking out
    Arse is too big
    Thighs have cellulite

    Says to silent husband

    You could give me some encouragement

    Husband

    Your eyesight is fucking spot on
     
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  5. Paladin

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    Unknown territory. I've heard of East Fife. Is there a West Fife, or a North and South Fife? We had a holiday in Anstruther last year. I think that might be in some form of Fife.
     
  6. Magicpole

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    She’s from north east Fife. A battalion of them would have taken Germany in a week.
     
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  7. Magicpole

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    If you hadn’t cleaned it you would have been all the cunts. Simply cannot win at times.
     
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  8. big phil

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    Have you thought about having a nice patio?
     
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  9. BlueMoonRisin'

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    I love Anstruther having spent a few nights there. I stay in the Waterfront. Best digs in town and they probably serve the best Scottish breakfast I've ever had. Not shit quality Scottish breakfasts covered in sump oil that MP and his Mrs eat. It's no wonder she has an arse that resembles a pillow full of marshmallows; )
     
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  10. m7mcfc

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    Well done that man, brilliant.
     

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