Top Tip: if your missus asks is this dress nice,don’t say

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  1. DrBlueBob

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    One of the best chippies in the land in Anstruther. Take the boat out to The Isle of May. All the puffins you could wish to see.
     
  2. BlueMoonRisin'

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    I've been in that chippy, and as for puffins I've met a few from here, wankpuffins; )
     
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  3. DrBlueBob

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    I didn't go that far, it was only a short trip and I went with the missus. If the OP thinks he has problems can you just imagine...?
     
  4. manchester blue

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    LOL
     
  5. goatersnipple

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    Does this dress make me look fat...

    No.love your fat bits makes you look fat
     
  6. LeeJay

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    Fair call :)
     
  7. Magicpole

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    Make out your will. I will show her this and then expect to die in abject terror and excruciating pain, very soon.

    She’s actually extremely beautiful. Well she would have to be since I’m fucking gorgeous. :)
     
  8. peace frog

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    a bit of advice for the newly married of bluemoon,as time goes by in your marriage talk less and less to her,by the time you get to over 15 years you will only talk to her once or twice a year,its fucking brilliant
     
  9. BlueMoonRisin'

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    Is that when you look at yourself in a Blackpool funhouse mirror MP?
    It's no wonder jocks like Blackpool. I bet your Rab C nesbitt look turns into George Clooney quick as a flash mate; )
     
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  10. How true and I should know. It works ttwice at least
     

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