Top Tip: if your missus asks is this dress nice,don’t say

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  1. oakiecokie

    oakiecokie

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    No chance !!
    I have to talk to my missus at least twice a week.
    "Can I have some pocket money for a pint love".
     
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  2. Tourist since 1971

    Tourist since 1971

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    Been with Mrs Tourist for 30 years and am in the happy place that she no longer values my opinion, so don’t get asked. Sorted.
     
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  3. Magicpole

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    Sums up how I feel about you fella.

     
  4. BlueMoonRisin'

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    I used to think you looked like something between Rab C Nesbitt and the cast of trainspotting MP, but quite recently you've been telling me you eat quite healthily and like fresh berries and stuff like that and dress trendy, you've got good skin etc.

    Now I have a horrible vision in my head of you and your missus, a Tony and Cherie Blair look alike couple. Do you open supermarkets in Scotland MP?
     
  5. Magicpole

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    I can neither confirm or deny your statement. Although, I will say, we are a helluva lot better looking than they two melted basin faced Cunts.
     
  6. bluealf

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    Self loving cunt
     
  7. Magicpole

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    I know.
     
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