Tory MP Nick Fletcher blames crime in young men on female Doctor Who

[mat]

I haven't watched it since Eccleston. I've been far too busy bumming old ladies.

You are Wayne Rooney and i claim my £5 sir!

 

[ballbag]

You are Wayne Rooney and i claim my £5 sir!

I said MUGGING :D

 

[hilts]

I said HUGGING :D

I don’t think where you were putting your hands is classed as hugging or a legitimate defence in a court of law.