tourettes syndrome

Fat_Arse

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Joe Hart has Tourettes Syndrome or SOD as it is commonly known (Shouting Out Disease)

In Joe's case, he is unable to stop himself from shouting out "Away! Away! Away" whenever his team mates are in possession of the football in their own 18yrd box!

TS or SOD is a neurological condition of unknown origin, affecting one in a hundred goal keepers. It is characterised by tics, involuntary and uncontrollable sounds and movements. Anxiety seems to trigger Joe Hart's uncontrollable outburst's & to be honest its getting right on my tits!
 
dunne and ball have corrupted young joe. they see their job is to get the ball out of our half as quickly as possible, the rest is up to the rest of the team. sven went on record saying 'we can't play long balls out of defence' about a dozen times last year. it had absolutely bugger all effect. in comes hughes, and it stopped. for about 5 minutes. then it's back to business as usual.
 

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