- 9 Mar 2007
- Upwind of the Mangrove Swamp
Trafford centre is hell on earth .
No, carlos, it's worse than that.
Mrs Ewing and I cycled down the Bridgewater - got to one place and there was an awful stink - cycled on, and when we got there the bastards wouldn't let us take our bikes in so we could have a quiet Costa Coffee. Folding bikes, too. I pointed out that the guy pushing the dustbin trolley litter picking had as many wheels on his trolley as I had on my bike, and then some young lass wheeled a buggy past us with twelve fuckin' wheels. I think they thought we were gonna ride 'em down each mall. We compromised and they got locked up with those plastic red 'n yellow cars they have for kidsl