Trafford Stadium tour dilemma (maybe)

Should I go on the free tour?

  • Yes, wearing nothing football related, and learning about their 'istree

    Votes: 4 2.1%
  • Yes, wearing nothing football related, and smiling/lauging at the appropriate points

    Votes: 6 3.1%
  • Yes, wearing City related clothes, and learning about their 'istree

    Votes: 3 1.6%
  • Yes, wearing City related clothes, and smiling/laughing at the appropriate points

    Votes: 36 18.8%
  • Yes, but just go for a piss

    Votes: 8 4.2%
  • No

    Votes: 123 64.1%
  • DILLIGAF

    Votes: 12 6.3%

  • Total voters
    192
  • Poll closed .
I've done the city tour a couple of times in recent years and both times some in the group we were touring with had other football shirts on, some from uk, some from abroad.

None of them were rags or dippers though.
It's fair enough that - I've done a tour of the San Siro because when in Milan...why not? Same when tourists come to Manchester, the stadium tours are a big attraction.
 
Act all giddy telling everyone on the tour that you carnt wait to see the premier league trophy when the guide points out it not there just say FUCK I new I was at the wrong ground as this place is a shit hole and walk out
 
Bring crutches or a blind dog, just in the off chance they offer you a 5 year contract.
 
Do it, pretend you know very little about football, and ask lots of questions like:
"When did you last win the League?"
"Is that Scottish man still the coach?" and when told no, ask "Well who replaced him?" responding "Gosh, that's a lot of people in a short time."
"Wasn't there some scandal involving that Ronaldo chap?"
"How much does a club like this pay in wages?"
l did a tour of City's stadium the other day and it's very modern. How much will you need to spend to bring this up to that standard?"
 

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