trick or treat

[Stuart]

first knock at the door , 5 pm . knock's since , about 10 . going to be a long night .
some of the outfits are crap . 1 out of ten for effort . and what's with the 15/16 year olds knocking on ?
when i was that age , friday nights consisted of a bottle of merrydown cider , a straw , 2 paracetemols , and a fivers n' skins .

 

[bluemoon27]

i have painted my wellies silver and put them on the front door step that will stop the little fckers knockin on thinking that gary glitter lives here

 

[mcfc_ms]

The first ones came here at about half 4. It was two of the local scallies, aged roughly between 15 and 16. Kitted out in their full nike shellsuits and their ugly faces (scarier than a mask). I give them a drumstick lolly between the pair of them. Let them fight over it

The door is now locked, and I cant be arsed answering anymore now. I was thinking of putting the dog behind the door to bite them as they knock

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

my brothers goin trick or treating tonight and hes 14 lol.
bit old i think.

 

[Bozo]

You are never too old to dress up

 

[BingoBango]

Razor blades in the oranges.

THEY DON'T COME BACK A SECOND TIME