Trying to get in touch with an old friend

[idahoblues]

Been calling an old chef friend of mine, took me years to find his number, the **** refuses to pick up his phone

 

[RadcliffeRick]

You forgot to switch on you phone viability after your heavy breathing phone calls

 

[BimboBob]

Leave a voicemail then you needy ****.

 

[Indaparkside]

He’s heads probably cabbaged with you

 

[Blue Mist]

I don't blame him, I'd ignore you as well, in fact who are you, do you know me ? what the hell, stop calling me, leave me alone you weirdo. I cooked you one meal 20 years ago and you think that makes you a friend for life ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Phone him from someone elses phone. I bet he answers that.....

 

[urban genie]

Well if you didn't leave voicemails I can only assume the caller thought you was either a sex pest or a ****

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Well if you didn't leave voicemails I can only assume the caller thought you was either a sex pest or a ****

I do believe the first underlined word needs changing to KNOWS and the second needs a swift alteration to become AND. And the word 'either' becomes superfluous.

 

[crooky]

I never answer calls from unknown numbers so he might be the same. Send a message over first explaining who you are.

Also are you 100% that you have the correct number?

EDIT .....

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Probably a bit busy getting ready to reopen you needy twat.