tv/radio ads that really grate

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

It might seem silly but I get psychotic rage when I hear that little **** of a robot. You know which one I mean, don't you?

confused dot coooommmm

hi my name is Briaaannn.

fucking **** **** i hate him.

 

[JASR]

I’ve had the unfortunate life of seeing Klopp’s Erdinger advert twice now.

 

[JASR]

… when in Aus a few years ago, the radio had an advert for a garage chain, the jingle was…
‘No muff too tough…’ suppressing giggles in a car full of kids was difficult.

 

[flyer]

Adverts that use poems. Halfords are running one at the minute.

Could have been written by a 10 year old. Just fooking stop it, now!!!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I swear if I see that fucking Peloton ad one more fucking time.

With you.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Perf with Surf is everything that is wrong with society. A gradual watering down of human intelligence. The day will come when we communicate purely by emojis and acronyms because nobody can be fucking arsed to use the language anymore.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Ads for
Menstruation products
Tenor Lady
Dry vagina
Itchy vagina
Clean arseholes with lots of pics of arses.
Viagara with some guy dancing round the kitchen.
I know they refer to natural things but they are TMI at meal times or when kids are watching. I am no prude but do we need them.

'Because you are worth it' and 'Perfect, perfect, perfect' ads for the deluded.
Plus BT CL ads again to appeal to the deluded.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Adverts that use poems. Halfords are running one at the minute.

Could have been written by a 10 year old. Just fooking stop it, now!!!

Nationwide are the worst adverts. Not even a poem, just someone saying something boring about holding their girlfriend's hand in a cinema or getting a can of pop out of the vending machine. What the actual f...!

 

[bluebaja]

Any advert on local Radio that come with a jaunty jingle at the end, you know, the ones that consist of 3 words and 3 notes. 'And would you like to add a jingle to your advert Sir, special offer of £5.50 per jingle'. Cloudy to Clear is the one that springs to mind. I mean, why bother, it doesn't add anything.

 

[KS55]

Any advert on local Radio that come with a jaunty jingle at the end, you know, the ones that consist of 3 words and 3 notes. 'And would you like to add a jingle to your advert Sir, special offer of £5.50 per jingle'. Cloudy to Clear is the one that springs to mind. I mean, why bother, it doesn't add anything.

You've just proved that such a jingle works.