Tv Shows that just won't work.

The Untouchables,a fly on the wall look at the denizens of the Stretford End.
Pennies from Heathens,Manuel Pellegrini,visits Old Trafford.
The Chinese Defective,bio pic of Sun ji Hai.
When the Boat Comes In,George Michael receives the golden rivet from HMS Ark Royal.
Wife Swap,Rhodri and Ryan Giggs,only one of them is in on it,can you guess who.
Happy Days,30 year old nonce hangs around school kids and calls the bog his office,starring Olly Murs as himself.
 
Balls of Steele – A hidden camera and GPS tracker is attached to former Un*ted coach Eric Steele’s crotch for in-depth coverage and analysis of what his testicles have been up to over the last seven days (Also available in HD)

The Muppets Quiz show – A perfectly normal quiz show hosted by Eammon Holmes and Terry Christian

Call my Muff - Three celebrities try to identify who Claire Balding has been dining out on this week just from the hair in her teeth.
 
Nothing to Declare

Game show where contestants act as drug mules and get the street value of the drugs if they make it through customs, this weeks show comes from Peru and features two girls, one from Northern Ireland and one from Scotland.
 
One Born Every Minute

Documentary where Dr Brian Cox explains the birth rate required since the dawn of time needed to explain Manchester Uniteds supposed global fanbase.
 
Death row interviews. The presenter interviews a death row inmate just before he's carted off and shot. O hang on the chinese already do this. Apparently its the must see programme on a saturday night in china. A bit like ant and dec but with bullets.
 
JoeMercer'sWay said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
Deal or No Deal. Contestants carry out challenges which, if they succeed, gain them part of the secret code that will launch a Trident missile which will obliterate the Kent seaside town.
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I prefer my Israeli settlement version.
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You could have Old Jews Telling Jokes, where Israeli politicians affirm their belief in the peace process and the desire to share power with Hamas.
 
Call The Midd-wife

Bitter, divorced male residents of Middleton spend ten minutes each being interviewed by Les Battersby and slagging off the old trout that took them to the cleaners in the divorce courts.
 
Hollyjokes

A hilarious new comedy sitcom featuring scouse comedy greats Stan Boardman, Tom OConnor and Jimmy Tarbuck

Its set in a chippy bombed by the Germans
 
Ate Out Ten Cats

Cat Deeley and 9 other women called Catherine are pleasured by Michael Douglas.

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Mock The Weak

Iain Duncan-Smith and George Osbourne let the mask slip and spends half an hour each week taking the piss out of the disabled, the homeless and the jobless.
 
Braking Bad

Richard Hammond talks learner drivers through the emergency stop procedure.
 
jma said:
Mock The Weak

Iain Duncan-Smith and George Osbourne let the mask slip and spends half an hour each week taking the piss out of the disabled, the homeless and the jobless.
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Brilliant :)
 
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