Twisting by the Pool Table.

[stonerblue]

I'm off out now to play my pubs pool xmas knockout semi-final. Proble is i don't know the rules.
My opponent wants to use league rules that are fuckin stupid and i want old, two straight shots rules. I can see us falling out before we even start.

What rules do you play?

 

[oddfellows]

Australian

 

[The Flash]

Queensbury.

 

[Carver]

You asking what rules do bluemooners play or what 'should' you and your opponent play? Answer to 2nd bit is whatever organiser decides and it's usually their pub rules.

For your comp they should put the basics up.

Answer to 1st is same, local pub rules

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Sex between two men isn't gay if performed under a teatowel.

 

[mac]

just twat the fat cnut

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Two shots don't carry, stick to your pocket on the black and no knives

 

[citysquire]

Salford rules.

First one to be knocked out with any ball inside the sock of the opponent wins.

Brutal.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Salford rules.

First one to be knocked out with any ball inside the sock of the opponent wins.

Brutal.

No - you have to twat your opponent in the eye with the eight ball.
And once you name a socket,you stick to it.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Rules

1. Winner stays on.

2. That's my f*ckin 50p on there you fat c*nt

3. Get your hand out of my pocket


Hope you win

Rules