Aye. I wasn't sure if you was talking about the shellfish, scallop;-)
You lot are lucky buggers, exiled in the south and r century walked into a chippy ready for the usual gravy argument when I spotted a new special :
Kale & quinola fritter.
I jest not, let’s say the next action was to get the wife looking at houses back home so the kids grow up with proper accents and eating real food