T'Yorkshire Challenge

Having a posh southern wife I am having to bring the kids up bilingual. The Shame I felt when I went round to me mam's and she stood up and said she was going to make the tea and my eldest son replied he could make cups of tea.

Spent many a late night trying to explain that you eat breakfast dinner and tea. A cup of tea is called a brew. Plus you eat a chip muffin and any item of food that contains the word cake should be eaten as afters(or desert if you are posh).

I have a mate called Pete who once at villa park asked for chip's pudding and gravy. The kid behind the counter looked puzzled and replied we don't do gravy and whats a pudding. This was the last away game he went to south of the Cheshire border.
 

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