Typical (not city)

[Freestyler]

I was in sports direct in the trafford centre today, their selling the 'green and gold' scarfs for a fiver, well green and yellow.

anyway these 2 lads infront of me in the queue, about 15-16 i reckon, bought one each for themselves and then pulled the tags off and put them straight on around their neck, a woman comes over shouting and says, ''where you get them from, why have you bought a scarf?'', must of been their mum.

one of the lads reply: ''shut up, i paid for it, i think they look smart, everyones wearing them, even some of kids at school have them on, i've seen some people wearing them in here today, i've been looking for one''

the other lad follows up: ''mum i think it's like the latest fashion trend to wear one, there proper cool aren't they''

one of the cashiers looked at them as if to say, are you taking the piss?, the lad behind me in the queue laughed to himself, he had a united jacket on this lad and he looked embarssed for them,

at that moment i just wanted to interupt and tell them what the scarfs actually meant, but i refused to lower myself to their level.

 

[jd-blue]

retarded twats, great story mate

 

[Blue Coop]

I really hope the Glazers next year bring out a yellow and green 3rd kit.

They would become hero's amongst the country and all other sets of fans if they aren't doing that already.

 

[Blue Smarties]

I would have made them look like even bigger tits if I was there instead of you.

 

[lewisMCFC]

great story but very disapointed you didnt take the piss.i would have made them look like right pillocks lol

 

[MCFC BOB]

If thats true, then lordie lordie.

 

[Freestyler]

great story but very disapointed you didnt take the piss.i would have made them look like right pillocks lol

believe me, i was extremely tempted to jump in, their not worth the hassle.

 

[Brendan110_0]

lol.....I can see Manure bringing out a green and yellow away shirt next season, that'll fcuk 'em up.

 

[samharris]

I was in sports direct in the trafford centre today, their selling the 'green and gold' scarfs for a fiver, well green and yellow.

anyway these 2 lads infront of me in the queue, about 15-16 i reckon, bought one each for themselves and then pulled the tags off and put them straight on around their neck, a woman comes over shouting and says, ''where you get them from, why have you bought a scarf?'', must of been their mum.

one of the lads reply: ''shut up, i paid for it, i think they look smart, everyones wearing them, even some of kids at school have them on, i've seen some people wearing them in here today, i've been looking for one''

the other lad follows up: ''mum i think it's like the latest fashion trend to wear one, there proper cool aren't they''

one of the cashiers looked at them as if to say, are you taking the piss?, the lad behind me in the queue laughed to himself, he had a united jacket on this lad and he looked embarssed for them,

at that moment i just wanted to interupt and tell them what the scarfs actually meant, but i refused to lower myself to their level.

Are you sure it wasnt didsbury dave & de niro on a wumming mission ??

 

[Freestyler]

I was in sports direct in the trafford centre today, their selling the 'green and gold' scarfs for a fiver, well green and yellow.

anyway these 2 lads infront of me in the queue, about 15-16 i reckon, bought one each for themselves and then pulled the tags off and put them straight on around their neck, a woman comes over shouting and says, ''where you get them from, why have you bought a scarf?'', must of been their mum.

one of the lads reply: ''shut up, i paid for it, i think they look smart, everyones wearing them, even some of kids at school have them on, i've seen some people wearing them in here today, i've been looking for one''

the other lad follows up: ''mum i think it's like the latest fashion trend to wear one, there proper cool aren't they''

one of the cashiers looked at them as if to say, are you taking the piss?, the lad behind me in the queue laughed to himself, he had a united jacket on this lad and he looked embarssed for them,

at that moment i just wanted to interupt and tell them what the scarfs actually meant, but i refused to lower myself to their level.

Are you sure it wasnt didsbury dave & de niro on a wumming mission ??

i can confirm, neither were present.

 

[Bill]

Neither Dave or I condone wumming in any shape or form.