Asa's left peg
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And it came to pass that Ceferin came down from the mountain and made a great pronouncement:
"City are innocent."
In the land called G16, there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. "How can this be?" they cried, "For they have sinned."
And Ceferin said "Der Spiegel have borne false witness against them"
But the people of G16 were not satisfied and there arose a great army. At its head was Gill and his faithful servant Parry and they marched on the citadel of Etihad, crying "Cheat, cheat." They blew their trumpets, but the walls of Etihad did not fall.
"Ban them, ban them" cried the multitude "Or we will wreck their chariots and steal their hubcaps la"
But the people of Etihad stood firm. "Fear not" said their leader Khaldoon and brought forth a great hoard of lawyers.
"Oh, shit" wailed Ceferin "We are done for"
And in the land called Press, Matthew Syed curled up into a ball and was never heard of again.
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God will's it