United 2016/17

[manimanc]

Wait... That wasn't tongue-in-cheek?

Ha ha no it wasn't but I've just realised what my post said...!!

 

[dadnlad]

can we cross mercenary off the list yet

 

[bakerdave76]

Zlatan has offered Manchester United a one year deal.

 

[Super David Silva 21]

Probabaly a good job he's near the end of his career, they already ruined Falcao and Di Maria

 

[Newman Noggs]

You forgot that bouncing busby babe from the youth team schwiensteiger.

Dear God, how could I forget last season's star signing ?

 

[TCIB]

can we cross mercenary off the list yet

Legend has it he was born into a man utd bedsheet cover thus his desire to wear the utd top started from that young age.
He was actually trained at utd secretly as a young boy but they are to reserved and cool to admit it at utd.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Let's be frank, he ISNT one of the best players in the world. He's scored tap-ins for PSG over the last 4yrs and that's hardly good preperation for the Premier League *que someone posting a free kick or back heel*

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Dear God, how could I forget last season's star signing ?

Yup the schmidfield was going to propel them to another treble they were saying last year. I remember when we signed George Weah I thought we were on the cusp of something great. Most of the Home Counties must be feeling this warm glow I had back in summer 2000.

 

[silvasilva]

Let's be frank, he ISNT one of the best players in the world. He's scored tap-ins for PSG over the last 4yrs and that's hardly good preperation for the Premier League *que someone posting a free kick or back heel*

Even in his prime he played in Serie A at a time when it was at its weakest. He looked average at Barca, Henry was much better and he was 4 years older than Ibra.

 

[mat]

Zlatan has offered Manchester United a one year deal.

What odds they sign it at the precise moment Pep gets paraded on Sky Sports News Sunday afternoon?