United 2016/17

[Manchester_lalala]

Stones our downfall? He's been nothing short of outstanding since the start of the season, and he was great for England last week. They need to take a closer look at Bailey and blind who where poor today.

 

[bakerdave76]

In'it great day happy as fuck .the red scum cunts !

 

[SWP's back]

We improved in the second half and Pep responded by immediately bringing on a defensive midfielder for the striker. By the end the players were shattered and running on empty which half explains the long balls I think.

Bravo was a lucky boy IMO but no doubt the victory was fully deserved for that first 40 minutes. De Bruyne was superb.

Bravo nailed the tackle. Left leg on the floor, foot pointing back, right side of the foot winning a great 50:50.

Andy Gray, Ray Wilkins and Ally McCoist all thought it was a brilliant tackle and I agree with them.

Also, you didn't play long balls as you were tired, you did so as your midfield and no 10 are nonexistent. £110m for Pogba? Fucking Pmsl. He couldn't run a tap let alone a derby.

 

[malg]

We improved in the second half and Pep responded by immediately bringing on a defensive midfielder for the striker. By the end the players were shattered and running on empty which half explains the long balls I think.

Bravo was a lucky boy IMO but no doubt the victory was fully deserved for that first 40 minutes. De Bruyne was superb.

Running on empty? It's 4 games into the fucking season. If they're running on empty then your manager and his staff needed a good fucking bollocking. Oh, the long balls were because Mourinho couldn't think of a way round, of through, us, so he went all '19th century' football.

However, I applaud you for coming on tonight!

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Salford will be flooded tonight

I believe it's more likely that the Thames barrier will be shut tonight :)

 

[Dicko69]

They prob were running on empty, they were chasing shadows first half, I'd love to see the stats for how many sprints they put in first half trying to get within 5yrds of the ball. Then their last hurrah at the start of the second half before pep adjusted us and nullified them again.
The long ball was their only option. Couldn't get through or round us.
Pep = god in my eyes

 

[Barcon]

Had a rag text me saying they was out played but city players rolling around on the floor was disgraceful. I'll admit, otamendi does this a lot, but they've got Fellaini who's been caught spitting again. Just another excuse to put aside the result.

My Irish rag mate texted me saying that it was like watching the mens diving team.
This was just as Otta was having his head bandaged up and Bravo was kicked when he was already on the ground by rooney.
I told him it was more like watching the Salford rugby club.

 

[Falcao]

Bravo nailed the tackle. Left leg on the floor, foot pointing back, right side of the foot winning a great 50:50.

Andy Gray, Ray Wilkins and Ally McCoist all thought it was a brilliant tackle and I agree with them.

Also, you didn't play long balls as you were tired, you did so as your midfield and no 10 are nonexistent. £110m for Pogba? Fucking Pmsl. He couldn't run a tap let alone a derby.

Gray, Wilkins, McCoist? Lol. He overplayed the ball and his studs were showing, nailed on foul anywhere else on the pitch. His reaction afterwards checking to see if Rooney was hurt was very telling too. I don't particularly care about it you deserved the win. Also I seem to remember De Bruyne disappearing in this corresponding fixture last season, being marked out of the game by Rojo of all people. It can happen to any player.

 

[roj]

Yay I knew they were shite. The City fan in me always worries. But yep, they really are shite. Can I just give you a bit of advice you dickheads - nah sorry, fuck off

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Mr Flying Pig HD