United 2016/17

[Neville Kneville]

Don't forget Spurs, the filth do have these performances in their locker and sides do give them far more respect than they deserve and when people start getting giddy on here mocking them they tend to come up trumps. They could be there or there abouts but don't mock them ignore them and don't count our own chickens until the season is over and hopefully we are victorious.

If they finish above us then we are probably out of europe.

 

[Neville Kneville]

I agree.

"Will Manchester United return to the place they belong..?"

Yeah I saw that. So fucking obvious what their agenda is.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm here all week.

Do you recommend the veal?

 

[TCIB]

Chris Smalling bleating to anyone who will listen 'Being dropped will not affect Rooney' and he is 'still the main man'
They are such a shabby outfit and if manifested into a person i fully expect them to walk up to a woman and explain they have a ferrari and they should go sleep with them on that basis alone. The 'welcome to Zlatan' really was 'small time' and hit the limits where i could not read it as it was so cringy i got that embarrassed looking at the article.

 

[TCIB]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-uniteds-wayne-rooney-ready-8912847

I hope this is true. Seems to come from camp shrek. If you don't want to click it then it basically says he is staying put and won't fuck off to mls, gonna sit on his arse and take 300k a week whilst lingering like a bad smell.

 

[aguero93:20]

Chris Smalling bleating to anyone who will listen 'Being dropped will not affect Rooney' and he is 'still the main man'
They are such a shabby outfit and if manifested into a person i fully expect them to walk up to a woman and explain they have a ferrari and they should go sleep with them on that basis alone. The 'welcome to Zlatan' really was 'small time' and hit the limits where i could not read it as it was so cringy i got that embarrassed looking at the article.

When I was a kid there used to be this crazy tramp woman who dug through our bins and spat at me every morning on my way to school. Mam kicked the fuck out of her a few times over it. That's untied now. That's what they're reduced to.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

My rag cousin "if football was like boxing we would be the champions now after beating Leicester. Would make it loads better if the trophy was awarded like that"

Genius. Although since Hull beat them on the first day of the season...

Now they were the first team to beat Hull after that, but then the next game, they were beaten by us. Yeah, it's starting to sound like a good system, this.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Silly fucker...

Mino Raiola has revealed that Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic threatened to break his legs if the Paul Pogba deal fell through or he moved elsewhere,Since Raiola represents both players. After prolonged speculations, Pogba finally sealed a €105 million move from juventus to Manchester United and has been often criticized for failing to to leave up to expectation but Pogba scored his first goal in a 4-1 win over Leicester and was awarded man of the match. "Zlatan told me: 'Do not transfer Pogba elsewhere or I will break your legs'," Raiola said. "Pogba still has to find his place in the team. My preferred position for him is left attacking midfielder," the Frenchman's agent added. "With his power, stamina and technique, Pogba would be unplayable in that role. But [Jose] Mourinho takes the decisions."

 

[Eds]

Rooney says he'll retire from international football after 2018. What makes him think he'll still be wearing an England shirt? Oh, I forgot......Big Sam. He can play anywhere (and presumably any time) he wants.

Thought he had retired a few years ago

 

[crazyg]

Do you recommend the veal?

Go on then. It's veal-ly good!