United (a) pre-match thread

[kippaxchris]

Despite spending £600m on their squad , all they are hoping for is to prevent another humiliation at the Swamp on Sunday , the ex-Cardiff City manager will simply instruct his players to pack the defence and midfield and hope for a breakaway goal , the Rags have done this for the last few years. If any Rag manager did grow a pair and actually attacked us it would be suicidal , they have spent a huge amount on their squad , but not one of them would make our bench , Woody has done a fine job an the recruitment side long may it continue.

Hopefully our team won't gullably walk right into the trap for a 3rd time this season.

 

[Dibs MarshKinkladzeSilva]

That’s the fucking spirit

Really made me chuckle this. Top posts.

 

[wagonman]

You Sir possess an attractive turn of phrase born of a succinct insight . I commend your comments .

You are very kind...

By the way... I was there in 1968 too

JJ

 

[The Black Shed]

It will go like this: boss the game for the first 20mins, have 3 or 4 really good chances but no clinical edge. 0-0 HT and they score with their 2nd attempt at goal shortly after the restart. We will again boss proceedings until 80+mins where we score a great goal, fully deserving a victory but ultimately a draw

 

[tufty]

And the players all hug each other whilst we the fans feel like sh—- And the great away fans suffer. Derby day not like it used to be

And you forgot the penalty miss by Sergio when it's goalless

 

[kenzie115]

Id play foden on right instead of mahrez and play david silva to control the tempo

How did you know I have Mahrez too?

 

[Dibs MarshKinkladzeSilva]

You might be right, but I think this is going to be a saucy one with a good reaction from the players after the Sheffield Weds game stank the place out. I think it'll be 1-4, with a Foden wonder goal, and the only goal for Utd going in after their social media following unexpectedly let off a collective hurricane fart of pure disinterest in their club winning anything:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/mar/07/manchester-derby-united-city-business?

United’s chief executive, Ed Woodward, admitted: “Playing performance doesn’t really have a meaningful impact on what we can do on the commercial side.”

Couldn't have f**king fooled me Ed :D

It will go like this: boss the game for the first 20mins, have 3 or 4 really good chances but no clinical edge. 0-0 HT and they score with their 2nd attempt at goal shortly after the restart. We will again boss proceedings until 80+mins where we score a great goal, fully deserving a victory but ultimately a draw

 

[Blueinbanditcountry]

Foden and Aguero to start please, need to be more clinical in front of goal we've let these tw@ts off recently 4-1 to the blues

 

[finlay14]

City tearing cockneys apart again

 

[finlay14]

al be watching with a can of Stella like George best