United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[cucumberman]

But....what if after mata and Fabio loan, they revert to type and still lose?

What next to the campaign then?

 

[mancunial]

This game and the loans were sorted between tan and ferguson weeks ago when united played there, malky was shit on by ferguson acting as a go between for solksjar to take over, thus game will be a doddle and a fiddle for the scum

 

[Vienna_70]

Fuckin hell. That twat of a sky sports presenter has twice now said yooniteds fantastic four. What a load of propaganda bollocks

And if gollum keeps playing jizzyjazz, the poor man's Lopes will burn out.

Propaganda that, you biased Sty bastards!

 

[foetus]

Fuckin hell. That twat of a sky sports presenter has twice now said yooniteds fantastic four. What a load of propaganda bollocks

Does that refer to the 4 goals we scored against them earlier in the season?

 

[malg]

Fuckin hell. That twat of a sky sports presenter has twice now said yooniteds fantastic four. What a load of propaganda bollocks

Fuck me, they're not calling them the fantastic four? Always a fucking soundbite or a label where these cunts are concerned.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Last time I checked Rome was on fire and the flames were ravaging the city and Davey was last seen holding a hosepipe trying to put it out with water coming out like the piss of a 3 yr old.

 

[jrb]

Fuckin hell. That twat of a sky sports presenter has twice now said yooniteds fantastic four. What a load of propaganda bollocks

And if gollum keeps playing jizzyjazz, the poor man's Lopes will burn out.

Propaganda that, you biased Sty bastards!

Correction my friend. They only read what's on the auto queue.

In reality someone......(fill in as appropriate) at Sky Sports News has either added that himself, or has been told to do by his manager, on the orders of those above him at Sky Sports News, and in conjunction with United's PR team.

It's subtle, but it creates a new Group of players United fans can relate to boast about.

From the class of 92 to the fantastic 4 of 2014.(you heard it here first)

 

[Newman Noggs]

Nearly gagged there watching Solksjaer standing outside the United dressing room shaking hands with their players and patting them on the back. So much for the inspirational pre-match team talk.

 

[cookster]

Nearly gagged there watching Solksjaer standing outside the United dressing room shaking hands with their players and patting them on the back. So much for the inspirational pre-match team talk.

He's readying himself for the gang rape. Sickening!

 

[bobmcfc]

Yes, another strategically placed united suck arse