Poor ickle united players, it's a horror story for them, they'll all need counseling to cope with the horror story of the slightly uneven pitch that meant the ball bounced up and down now and then. Really we should be organising a charity drive for their psychological treatment after being so traumatised by the terror of grass.
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United Thread 2014/15
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Poor ickle united players, it's a horror story for them, they'll all need counseling to cope with the horror story of the slightly uneven pitch that meant the ball bounced up and down now and then. Really we should be organising a charity drive for their psychological treatment after being so traumatised by the terror of grass.
Weird that, as they seem to have had the same problem in every game this season. I wonder what a pitch has to be like for it to be good enough for Michael Carrick to make a forwards pass?rugbyblue said:The pitch was the biggest problem, the ball bobbling around scared our players half to death so there was no pace to anything we did, just slow plodding build up because no one could dribble with it or judge a pass properly. Crap but whatever, its not the end of the world.
Poor ickle united players, it's a horror story for them, they'll all need counseling to cope with the horror story of the slightly uneven pitch that meant the ball bounced up and down now and then. Really we should be organising a charity drive for their psychological treatment after being so traumatised by the terror of grass.
remember arthur mann
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Thought the pitch was on par with the swamp !!
Blue Haze
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Never thought Tactical Turtle could give us more comedy than Moyes, but he's found a way.
remember arthur mann said:Thought the pitch was on par with the swamp !!
''the pitch of dreams''?
remember arthur mann said:Thought the pitch was on par with the swamp !!
Talkshite was praising the pitch in the build up to the game. They said it looked like a great surface and the rags would enjoy playing on it.
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Phil jones,dead ball specialist...fuk me! What the fuk is van gaal doing? Good team on paper but they are shit...i mean really shit. I cant see any pattern of play and phil jones is taking corners instead of 65 million di maria!!
Tuearts right boot
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marco said:seemed to me in the 2nd half cambridge wanted the replay, maybe for the money, i fully expect them t get stuck in at the swamp with 15k behind them
Then 12k should hang their heads in shame. With an average home gate of 3k where are these twxts on an average saturday when bills need paying. Glory hunters.
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blue cigar said:Phil jones,dead ball specialist...fuk me! What the fuk is van gaal doing? Good team on paper but they are shit...i mean really shit. I cant see any pattern of play and phil jones is taking corners instead of 65 million di maria!!
I'd be amazed if Jones was there next season, he is fucking awful in every way.
My Utd fan friend says I'm like a broken record when it comes to Jones but that's because he keeps making the same mistakes and showing himself up. He gives the ball away all the time and generally looks out of his depth.
It was the ultimate insult to thier fans seeing him taking corners - I refuse to believe Van Gaal has nominated him as set-piece taker
lancs blue
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blue cigar said:Phil jones,dead ball specialist...fuk me! What the fuk is van gaal doing? Good team on paper but they are shit...i mean really shit. I cant see any pattern of play and phil jones is taking corners instead of 65 million di maria!!
Be fair, Stan did get it past the first man...and the second and the third...
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