United Thread 2015/16

[goatersnipple]

I was in the pub yesterday.
An arm chair fool said to me we .

"will be there."

"Who's we"

United of course...

"Oh right I didn't realise you 'followed' them.

"Where will they be then".

In the title race.

Oh right very funny you dick.

Then I said rooney was shit and there's no chance they will get near the top four with one shit striker.

His response was hilarious.

"The only reason rooney isn't very good at playing upfront is he isn't used to it cos he's been used in midfield".

All I could do was laugh at the nob head at that point Swansea scored there second

 

[Mike1984]

Dominated for 85 minutes??? I really hope this clown stays on because his delusion really is second to none you couldn't make it up. Ps no panic buys were only after our long term targets he says how funny it will be when Charlie Austin signs

 

[yeah whatever !!]

correctamundo - never forget this fucking thing

That is the main reason I hate them cunts so much....I will never forget !!

 

[warspite]

Dominated for 85 minutes??? I really hope this clown stays on because his delusion really is second to none you couldn't make it up. Ps no panic buys were only after our long term targets he says how funny it will be when Charlie Austin signs

Did you see Gary Monks face when told that Turtle said they dominated for 85 mins, it was a joy to behold, think all the other managers treat the batty old bastard with contempt

 

[trotsky]

Loved the way the club announced the signing of KDB during the Swansea / Rags game!

Yeah, I was in the car and I remarked to my lad how unusual that was. It used to get right on my wick, when listening to a City match, how commentators would go off at a tangent to discuss them. I hope it infuriated a few rags.
If it was intentionally announced then by City, I say to the person who made the decision -I like the cut of your gib, sir.

 

[malg]

18 is not double 11

Ludicrous.....it's the other side of the board for a start.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Am I missing something? Anthony Martial, for £40,000,000+? Jesus fucking Christ, and they have the audacity to highlight the fees paid for Raheem Sterling and Kevin De Bruyne.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Dominated for 85 minutes??? I really hope this clown stays on because his delusion really is second to none you couldn't make it up. Ps no panic buys were only after our long term targets he says how funny it will be when Charlie Austin signs

Dominating a game you lose is not dominating.........its called losing to the team that dominated the scoring.

 

[malg]

Am I missing something? Anthony Martial, for £40,000,000+? Jesus fucking Christ, and they have the audacity to highlight the fees paid for Raheem Sterling and Kevin De Bruyne.

Independent transfer story from 8 June this year (the fee appears to be wrong!!):

Spurs target £18m deal for Monaco's Anthony Martial

 

[manimanc]

Just had a quick look on the members list.
Guest after guest after guest viewing this thread.
All softarse twabs I reckon seeing how hard we're laughing.
Cooee if you're reading......CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
Utd, the gift that keeps giving.