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just got in now and i'm watching Sky Sports news, Obviously they are top of the bill, I swear the commentator (Tyler) almost cums when whatsisname scores. Now i'm not one for agenders but after watching that I put on the 1-6 to cheer me up, the difference in Tylers voice when we score is unberliverble. he's gutted ha ha

just read the other posts about Tyler on here and it reminded me when Silva scored at anfield when we last won the league. the **** was suicidal!
 
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Ja Salford Blue said:
just got in now and i'm watching Sky Sports news, Obviously they are top of the bill, I swear the commentator (Tyler) almost cums when whatsisname scores. Now i'm not one for agenders but after watching that I put on the 1-6 to cheer me up, the difference in Tylers voice when we score is unberliverble. he's gutted ha ha
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If it's not an agenda then what is it? We can all hear how happy Tyler was when that goal went in. Apart from the Augero moment when do any commentators get excited when we score.
 
eastmanc said:
If it's not an agenda then what is it? We can all hear how happy Tyler was when that goal went in. Apart from the Augero moment when do any commentators get excited when we score.
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Reporters and commentators are lazy. Things are much easier for them when the scum win because of all of their plastics. When City dominate the only narrative they can come up with is the cost of the team because they have to appease the rags.
 
Just got in from a top day at Palace. What score did the El Plastico end up? Did Neymar, Bale, Hummels, Otemendi and whathisname make their debuts?
 
Blueknows said:
nailed on goal of the month /season
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I have just seen the Martial goal....he actually miscontrols the ball and Skrtel defends like an idiot which puts him clean through on goal.

The total overhyping by Sky of anything to do with Utd really is pathetic....you have to feel a bit sorry for Benteke who barely gets a mention for his goal....and that really was a wonder goal.
 
br88 said:
I have just seen the Martial goal....he actually miscontrols the ball and Skrtel defends like an idiot which puts him clean through on goal.

The total overhyping by Sky of anything to do with Utd really is pathetic....you have to feel a bit sorry for Benteke who barely gets a mention for his goal....and that really was a wonder goal.
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It's lovely. Gives them a false sense of security. Both teams playing for Europa league places is the epitome of underachievement.
 
I just don't get the whole harping about whathisname. Match of the Day commentator blew his load and fawned all over the scummy bastards. Not quite to the extreme of Tyler's almost orgasmic reaction. Its embarrassing to witness.
 
brettplane said:
I just don't get the whole harping about whathisname. Match of the Day commentator blew his load and fawned all over the scummy bastards. Not quite to the extreme of Tyler's almost orgasmic reaction. Its embarrassing to witness.
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i was honestly shocked at Tylers YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS reaction, and if i was a Liverpool fan i would be really pissed off, i sent a text joking on a banter we have going, saying jesus christ is Tyler a United fan ? he nearly jizzed in his pants, i got the reply, not nearly as much as when Aquero scored, fair point i thought, maybe he just gets really caught up in it
 
Just seen Martial's goal, and got to say that it was a better. Fair play to the lad, big price tag, but he's hit the ground running. Hopefully for him, they won't now too overboard and tag him the next Ronaldo.......or Henry.................or Best!
 
Let's be honest, apart from the goal he did almost nothing.Yes it was a decent finish, but the defending by Skirtel and the other Liverpool defenders was shocking.

Apart from that, Martin Tyler, the f***ing Rag lover, sunk to a new low on Saturday, even by his standards.

Seconds after what's his name scored, Tyler coulndn't contain his excitement and blurted out...... "He's already worth every single penny of the transfer fee."

That's right Tyler, you Rag c**t! 1 goal on his debut and he's worth £56mill.

And while I'm at it, why don't you f*** off to MUTV and get a job there. Oh, wait a second, you already have via Sky-Sports-MUTV.
 
jrb said:
Let's be honest, apart from the goal he did almost nothing.Yes it was a decent finish, but the defending by Skirtel and the other Liverpool defenders was shocking.

Apart from that, Martin Tyler, the f***ing Rag lover, sunk to a new low on Saturday, even by his standards.

Seconds after what's his name scored, Tyler coulndn't contain his excitement and blurted out...... "He's already worth every single penny of the transfer fee."

That's right Tyler, you Rag c**t! 1 goal on his debut and he's worth £56mill.

And while I'm at it, why don't you f*** off to MUTV and get a job there. Oh, wait a second, you already have via Sky-Sports-MUTV.
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He seriously didn't say that, did he?
 
Shiekh.I Khalid Saad said:
Raggies are in full force. How many times you've seen him before to tell us he will be class? An even younger and better youngster scored a goal for the club he graduated from. Praise that raggy.
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Are we going with that line? I mean we have just spent the last year taking the piss out of Liverpool fans for claiming that Sterling is a homegrown product when they bought him from QPR. And he spent far more years in Liverpool's academy than Ihenacho did in ours.
 
I'm With Stupid said:
Are we going with that line? I mean we have just spent the last year taking the piss out of Liverpool fans for claiming that Sterling is a homegrown product when they bought him from QPR. And he spent far more years in Liverpool's academy than Ihenacho did in ours.
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And we didn't have to pay another English club to prise Nacho away from their Academy.

He joined us because we had established links in Africa. Something that will hopefully lead to more young, very talented players from that continent joining City in the years to come.
 
bluemc1 said:
i was honestly shocked at Tylers YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS reaction, and if i was a Liverpool fan i would be really pissed off, i sent a text joking on a banter we have going, saying jesus christ is Tyler a United fan ? he nearly jizzed in his pants, i got the reply, not nearly as much as when Aquero scored, fair point i thought, maybe he just gets really caught up in it
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Tyler was setting himself up for broadcasting immortality with the Aguerooooo moment. You can tell when the clock was ticking down and he said "Manchester City are still in it here" even though at the time it seemed highly unlikely. He was only interested in himself at that point and it worked for him. Otherwise he's usually very understated when City score. When Sergio scored a last minute winner against Villarreal a few years ago any normal unbiased commentator would have got excited that an English team had won a CL game but not Tyler. He just mumbled on in a monotone as if he was reading a funeral oration.
 
bluemc1 said:
i was honestly shocked at Tylers YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS reaction, and if i was a Liverpool fan i would be really pissed off, i sent a text joking on a banter we have going, saying jesus christ is Tyler a United fan ? he nearly jizzed in his pants, i got the reply, not nearly as much as when Aquero scored, fair point i thought, maybe he just gets really caught up in it
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As we all know the Aguero goal was a title winning moment and as he Tyler admitted himself you will never see the likes of this again. This moment was just about a well taken goal in a very average prem game. He wet his knicker ok make no mistake!!
 
bluelol said:
As we all know the Aguero goal was a title winning moment and as he Tyler admitted himself you will never see the likes of this again. This moment was just about a well taken goal in a very average prem game. He wet his knicker ok make no mistake!!
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Agreed, mate.

Whatshisname's wasn't even a game-winning goal, let alone a title-winning one.
 
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