United Thread 2015/16

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Past few posts made me snigger with the fiction. Ah well, rags need pandering I suppose for their poor transfer window!
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Yeah the Thai military chasing our under 12 team round platt lane with sticks. No wonder the kid snubbed us.
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If he's inimical to brutal discipline I fear he's joined the wrong club ;-)

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All these add ons to the Tony Marshall deal.............. the one that nobody mentions is how much when they fuck him off on loan to Hull City (sorry- Hull Tigers ) at the end of the season? Thats the only one likely to come true - he will disappoint - TT will be off and the new boss whomsoever that may be will set about another £500m rebuilding exercise and all TT's dross will be quietly sidelined - Marshall will go to Hull or wherever else Steve Bruce is managing at the time "to get 1st team experience" never to be seen again
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Thaksin would make a better number two than family man. Rug head would loose weight and start banging them in With a few threats of a training camp in the Bangkok Hilton.
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Taskin would definitely make a better number two than Giggs. He's far more compassionate and considerate of others. Not sure if Rooney would lose weight though, with all the free Pad Thai being dished out before the games. On the other hand, it might up the ante when the official noodle partner comes up for tender again.
 
waspish said:
Doubt them players would want to go to a mid table team
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These reports come out as night follows day but they have no credibility - United couldn't sign Pedro and have fucked Real Madrid about with De Gea, so if on the off chance RM wanted to sell Bale and Ed somehow managed to get a seat at the table, there's no way they'd sell to United. Never mind the questions over why Bale would entertain going there
 
Blue Hefner said:
These reports come out as night follows day but they have no credibility - United couldn't sign Pedro and have fucked Real Madrid about with De Gea, so if on the off chance RM wanted to sell Bale and Ed somehow managed to get a seat at the table, there's no way they'd sell to United. Never mind the questions over why Bale would entertain going there
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Real would only deal with us regarding any of their top players. You don't bite the hand that feeds you when Abu Dhabi is subbing you money to redevelop your ground. It's funny when you educate the rags to this fact.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
No need to be so angry, mate ;-)
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I need to calm down and stop foaming at the mouth when I make these posts. In fact, I think we should all take heed of what some of the posters on Red Cafe are saying and stop using all those nasty names when talking about United. May I suggest substituting certain words as follows:

Rags - Mighty Reds
Baconface - SAF
Gollum - The Chosen One
Granny Shagger - Wazza
Whatshisname - World Player Of The Year-elect
The Tactical Turtle - The Tactical Genius
Sir Bobby Combover/Ticket Tout - Sir Robert Of Charlton
Phil The Face - Duncan Edwards
 
M18CTID said:
I need to calm down and stop foaming at the mouth when I make these posts. In fact, I think we should all take heed of what some of the posters on Red Cafe are saying and stop using all those nasty names when talking about United. May I suggest substituting certain words as follows:

Rags - Mighty Reds
Baconface - SAF
Gollum - The Chosen One
Granny Shagger - Wazza
Whatshisname - World Player Of The Year-elect
The Tactical Turtle - The Tactical Genius
Sir Bobby Combover/Ticket Tout - Sir Robert Of Charlton
Phil The Face - Duncan Edwards
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You may indeed suggest it. Unfortunately, it's total bollocks!

You also missed out Ewar Woowar - the brains behind their world class purchases.
 
The revisionism is on.

Both us and Chelsea we both in for the new Messi and Chelsea even matched United's bid. Now if that was true does anyone think that the boss at Monaco would not have mentioned it rather that the "we couldn't believe our luck in screwing United over" comments that were happening at the time of the purchase

It is clear that the media in this county exist to keep the United hordes onside and they are now feeding them ammunition to fire at all the supporters who have just been laughing at them as once again United ruin football by paying stupid money for a teenager

The most expensive teenagers in world football

Anthony Martial

Manchester United

£36m (rising to £58m)

Luke Shaw

Manchester United

£27m (rising to £31m)

Marquinhos

Paris St-Germain

£27m

Anderson

Manchester United

£26m

Wayne Rooney

Manchester United

£20m (rising to £27m)
 
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